All I can offer are farmer chords.

Jun 01

(Source: notadamncheese, via sunfloweririses)

(Source: toxic-ponies, via emilyohburst)

Happy June!

May 29

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May 28

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May 26

(Source: unjessica, via kermit-theblog)

Meet The Superb Fairywren

all-thats-interesting:

No, “superb” isn’t a superlative used by us, it’s actually part of its name. Known for their peculiar behaviors, male wrens pluck yellow petals and display them to females as part of a courtship display.

May 25

(Source: acid--kitty, via 1600s)

“

- - - -
Peter Johnson selected a group of jarred spices.
If Peter Johnson selected a group of jarred spices,
How many jarred spices did Peter Johnson select?
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How much lumber could a woodchuck discard
If a woodchuck could discard lumber?

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Sally peddles fish exoskeletons down by the beach.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy had been a bear.
But he was bald.
So, if this was the case,
He couldn’t have been very fuzzy, right?

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Moses thinks his phalanges are perennials.
But Moses is wrong.
For no one’s phalanges are perennials,
Like Moses thinks his phalanges are.

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One smart fellow,
he thought he was deserved of this title.
Two smart fellows,
they also thought they were deserved of this title.
Three smart fellows,
they all thought they were deserved of this
collective designation.

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Red and yellow leather.
( ” )

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New York is different.

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Elizabeth Botter paid money for margarine.
But the margarine
for which Elizabeth Botter paid was tart.
So Elizabeth Botter
paid money for some superior margarine,
and it made Elizabeth Botter’s
once-tart mixture good.

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My mother coerced me to destroy my Mars brand chocolate candies.

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James bifurcated corn,
Although I don’t really give a shit.

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I scream.
Then you join me.
Pretty soon we all find ourselves
Shouting praises for frozen custard.

(Source: mcsweeneys.net, via ekimeoner)

May 24

(Source: p33nqueen, via fuck-yeah-trailer-park-boys)

• Ricky: Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect me? I must be like a superhero or something.
• Julian: Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick.
• Bubbles: Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound.

(Source: fuck-yeah-trailer-park-boys)

May 23

I put up some ad for computer repair on craigslist a few days ago.

Got a call to set up computers to a server with Windows Server 2003 and join ‘em to a domain. Went online, did about an hour or two of homework and notes on it, and now I’ll be calling the guy back and setting up his server for $50-60 an hour. Entrepreneurial spirit!